What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Someone else's cheese.

What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What is the definition of Robin ?

A bird who steals !

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Julius Cheeser !

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When your a mouse !