What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Why black people are so good with basketball?

They can shoot and steal without being arrested.

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !