When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When your a mouse !

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What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

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What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

Why are black cats such good singers?

They're very mewsical.