Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Tiny Ball Jokes More Tiny Ball Jokes

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!