Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance