Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !