Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.