What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.