Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

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What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

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When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

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Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "