Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

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How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

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What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.