What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

Why do black people have big nostrils?

Because air is free

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.