What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

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What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What's the richest kind of air?

A millionaire.

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What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.