What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Whats green and flys through the air?

Super Pickle

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.