What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.