What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

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What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.