What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.

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Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

Dec Jokes More Dec Jokes

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?

Because Dec 25 is Oct 31