How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

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How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

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What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.