Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

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Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.