Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

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Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment