What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land?

Sir Ender

Spaceship Jokes More Spaceship Jokes

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.