Spaceship Jokes

Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

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What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.