What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

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What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

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Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms?

There's already handicapped stalls.

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Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty

Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.