What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

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What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

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Who is the best underwater Transformer?

Octopus Prime!

What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

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Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

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What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.