What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Where do good bees live?

A bee-have

Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

Transformer Jokes More Transformer Jokes

What is Kanye's favorite Transformer?

Bruce Jenner

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

Transgender Jokes More Transgender Jokes

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

What's the worst thing about being a transgender?

Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.

Spaceship Jokes More Spaceship Jokes

Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.