What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

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What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.