What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

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How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.