Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

The Loch Ness Elephant !

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What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

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What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

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Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.