Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

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How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars.

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

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Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.