What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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I'll let my friend answer that one:

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I'll tell you guys later.

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Because they have no attachments.

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

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Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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Neither one has Jobs.

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Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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Edward Snowed-in!

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

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What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)