What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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Namaste

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Namaste.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste