Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

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How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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What do you call a story about a WW2 shipyard?

A riveting tale.

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

Solipsist Jokes More Solipsist Jokes

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.