Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.