How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

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What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

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What does a bee get at McDonalds ?

A humburger !

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

What did the bra say to the hat?

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.