How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

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Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

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What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?

Scott !

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What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.