What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

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Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

Why do I like sweet potatoes?

Cuz they're yammy!!!

Art Student Jokes More Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese