What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

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What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

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What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis?

Nobody in the government does their job.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!