A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that
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A pizza can feed a family.
Retards don't wear Black.
A table can support itself
A large pizza can feed a family of 4
The arts student gets a mark for it.
Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"
The dead baby can feed a family of four.
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
Marked down!
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
A quarter pounder with cheese
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
You stop feeding it.
There were too many truss problems.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
Post-Imprussianist.
You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
