What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

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What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen