What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work. :)

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

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Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.