What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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What is a communist's favorite fabric?

Linen.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen