What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

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What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

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What's the only thing a feminist is going to change?

The Laundry

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

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How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.