What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

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What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

Linen Jokes More Linen Jokes

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

What is a communist's favorite fabric?

Linen.