Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.
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A Communist
Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
The soviet Onion
He was caught red handed.
not enough
Neither work.
A hammer and pop-sickle
Because all proper tea is theft.
A so-be-it union.
Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.
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Because proper tea is theft.
Because proper-tea is theft.
Lutin.
Roflmao
They planet!
A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
Because everyone had equal rice.
He gets good marx.
The USS Arrrrrr
Because nobody wants to hold an erection.
Czechers.
All they ever say is Mao.
A marxman.
Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.
The planes kept Stalin.
The communist wants equality
Because they were Russian!
Bernie sanders
Their Linens
Mickey Mao.
Paint the town red.
a Marxman
On your Marx, get set, go!"
It's all the same to them
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
Soviet Onions.
Neither one works.
Chairman Lmao
Because they hate Capitalism.
Niet-flix.
A Gaucho Marxist
In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.
They both only really work on paper
Not-tea
The Soviet Onion
They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter
Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.
They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!
He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.
He had a plane to catch.
but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking
Aushwitz, 6 million stars.
