What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

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Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

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How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.