How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

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What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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What do you call a communist who's also a good sniper?

a Marxman

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

because Mao is more of a chair man!

Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao