How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

How do you refer to a necessary bear?

Pandatory. Stupid, I know.

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Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

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What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

because Mao is more of a chair man!

Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao