How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

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What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

What do you call a communist who's also a good sniper?

a Marxman

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

because Mao is more of a chair man!