How do you refer to a necessary bear?

Pandatory. Stupid, I know.

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What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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What do the song "Dixie Chicken" and a Klansman have in common?

You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.