Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call batman when he misses church?

Christian Bail

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?

Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

Principal Jokes More Principal Jokes

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)

What's the definition of a school report?

A poison pen letter from the principal.