He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.
Anyone know why they all have bags of candy
The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "
Hit the sack.
Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea
Mr Bus.
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
Student: "Alive".
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.
Because it scares the dog.
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
