He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.
A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"
Because they were for test porpoise only
6
Web design.
Because he was SO-DIMM!
Student: A teacher!
Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."
The coming of the lord
Scares their dogs.
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "