Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

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Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school?

Algaebra...

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students?

Every single one counts.

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Principal Jokes More Principal Jokes

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)