He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...
Yo, evolution: You missed one..
Karma, Whores.
Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.
The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.
Cantaloupe...
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
I wouldn't fit through the door.
Algaebra...
Every single one counts.
Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D
put a steering wheel in front of them
Because he forgot to check his blind side.
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)