Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

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What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

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What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

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What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "