How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

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What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

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What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.