How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

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Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

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Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.