Flash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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Because they'll crack up anyways

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

What do you called an unemployed Jamaican?

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What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

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What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

A catastrophe !

Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

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What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

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What do you call a epileptic roman emperor?

Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)

What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.