Flash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

Program Jokes More Program Jokes

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

Flash Red Light Jokes More Flash Red Light Jokes

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.