Flash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)