What do you call a epileptic roman emperor?

Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)

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How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.