How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Shear madness.