Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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Whats my knee's favourite channel?

Dis-knee channel.

Whats a frogs favorite restaurant?

IHOP!!!

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My eyes! My eyes!

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What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

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Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.