Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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It's their knees that go first.

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One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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I blame my shelf

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They're listening to duckstep!