What's the only thing a feminist is going to change?

The Laundry

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists