What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Previous Random Joke Next

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

Mention Jokes More Mention Jokes

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

Neglect Jokes More Neglect Jokes

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.