What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

Right where you left it

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So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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They're over two feet

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What do you call a man with no body and a nose ?

Nobody knows!

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.