What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel