What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

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How many were left ?

None. They were all copy cats !

Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

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What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel