What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

What do you call a terrorist with eight legs?

An Iraqnid.

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What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

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Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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Family reunions.

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Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.