What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?

A: One's a phony buck.

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth?

78.5

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Corvette Jokes More Corvette Jokes

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.