What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

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What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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to get to the other side....

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Bait.

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I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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They know how to tuck away junk.

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You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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A Corps vet in a Corvette.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.