What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

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What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Corvette Jokes More Corvette Jokes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.