Corvette Jokes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

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What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.