What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.

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What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

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Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

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What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car

What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.

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Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.