What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

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What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

What's the difference between a cult and a religion ?

About a couple thousand years.

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What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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Where do fish deposit their money?

River banks

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW