What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

Deposit Jokes More Deposit Jokes

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

Pigeon Jokes More Pigeon Jokes

What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan

Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

because he was in the coo klux klan