What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

300 degrees in the oven.

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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Where do fish deposit their money?

River banks

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

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What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)