What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

Where are the best sounding farts listed?

Sharts.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Pigeon Jokes More Pigeon Jokes

What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo