What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

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What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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What smells bad and sounds like a bell?

Dung! Get it?!

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!