What did the leper give to the whore?

A tip

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

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There are so much seamen there.

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

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A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.