What did the leper give to the whore?

A tip

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How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

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Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

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What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.