Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

How many were left?

Nine!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.