Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

What do you call five black cars that all crash into each other?

A three car pile-up.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.