What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

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What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

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What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.