What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.

What do you call a bagel shortage?

The Holocaust.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.