What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

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What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

What questioned started the Holocaust?

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

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What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.