Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

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What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !