Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

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Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

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What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?

IMMM-DUKEN!'"

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic