What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin