How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

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They don't but all eggs always fit.

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How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

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Give them a test-tickle

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Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.