How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant

Marathon Runner Jokes More Marathon Runner Jokes

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners